Until Death Do Us Part

I obviously love suffering, which is the only reason why I will finish this series and if it kills me. It might, so look forward to that. (I wonder if newspapers really print any epitaph you want. Because in that case mine should read “finally found peace after suffering through the stupidest of vampire smut she ever encountered”.) 
 
So anyway, this is a very short short about Kismet, vampire psychologist and self-proclaimed Mary Sue, and two of her clients doing couples therapy. A lot of blood, a lot of adultery, even more stupid inner monologue. I'm just ... I mean it was kinda fun, but not really worth it to spend any more thought on the plot - or what little bit pretended to be plot.