A Perfect Union of Contrary Things

Nearly 300 pages of vigorous ego stroking.

Are you interested in reading paragraphs of excruciating Tolkien-esque detail about MJK's next-level dog food organization? Maybe you want to hear the authors describe themselves as a super hot couple, small and slender and tall and chiselled, in their early days. Or purhaps you love poetic prose about how laaame every other local band's posters were and how truly inspiring and aesthetic MJK's poster design was for early Tool shows. If so, this book is for you!

2 stars because at least it told his story, even if it made me like him a lot less.