Orientalism

The following is a true story:

Me, in a San Franscisco bar reading Orientalism.

The blonde girl next to me reading over my shoulder: “So what's Orientalism?”

I explain as best I can in a couple sentences.

Her: “There are so many isms in Asia - like Buddhism and Taoism. You know what book you should read? The Tao of Poo. It's sooo good. It's, like, the perfect way to teach Americans about Eastern Religion.”

Horrified, I look back to my book and take a sip of beer.