Things We Never Got Over

This book has all the tropes and ticks all the boxes of everything I tend to hate:
- Dependent girl
- Bossy, rude and controlling guy
- Adults who behave like children
- Break-up close to the end of the book
- Absolutely excessive amount of references to coffee and subsequent moaning about it
- Gay character fully based on stereotypes
- Everyone in the town is hot
- New parenthood
- Poorly written
- Excessively long
However, and almost embarrassingly, I ended up liking and was thoroughly entertained.