You Suck: A Love Story
2007 • 328 pages

Ratings48

Average rating3.7

15

"You bitch, you killed me. You suck!"Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody—the woman of his dreams—is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too.For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!)Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. And that really sucks.

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A Love Story

A Love Story is a 3-book series with 3 primary works first released in 1995 with contributions by Christopher Moore.

Bloodsucking Fiends
You Suck: A Love Story
Bite Me: A Love Story

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Funny book, perfect for a plane.

May 27, 2013

Pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed the book and how amusing I found it (I don't remember finding Bloodsucking Fiends that great or funny). Teenage goth girl and “vampyre” wannabe, Abby Normal, was by far my favorite and most hilarious character.

September 17, 2015
March 15, 2011